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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/05/2017 at 09:59 • Filed to: None

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 07/05/2017 at 10:34

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Can’t find it right now, but one of my favorites is when he comes into the kitchen in a cardboard box as a robot probe. Something like “I am Mars probe X3-17. Our planet is dying; we need cookies to survive. My sensors detect trace amounts of choc-o-late in the pantry. Please load some in my scoop for analysis.” “No, you’ll spoil your lunch.” “My mission must not fail. Prepare for annihilation, pitiful earth female.” “Go back to Mars, X3-whatever”.

Urambo Tauro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/05/2017 at 11:15

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Your memory is really good!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Urambo Tauro 07/05/2017 at 11:27

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Sounds like I mixed it up a bit with “our planet is dying, we need cookies to survive” - apparently that’s another one.

Urambo Tauro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/05/2017 at 11:30

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Yeah, that definitely sounds familiar.

EDIT: Found it

Frank Grimes > ttyymmnn 07/05/2017 at 22:19

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I always wondered why his parents were such jerks.